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A coupLe went to a farm. A buLL was servicing the cows. The Lady asked the manager, ” how many times the buLL can service “the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.” The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”
The Husband asked the manager, “is it the same cow every time?”
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??
A coupLe went to a farm. A buLL was servicing the cows. The Lady asked the manager, ” how many times the buLL can service “the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.” The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”
The Husband asked the manager, “is it the same cow every time?”
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??
A coupLe went to a farm. A buLL was servicing the cows. The Lady asked the manager, ” how many times the buLL can service “the manager repLied, “5 to 6 times in a day.” The Lady Looked at her Husband & said, “you see.. .?”
The Husband asked the manager, “is it the same cow every time?”
No Sir, every time it is A Different Cow
the husband Looked at his wife & said,”You See.. . ??